How many bears would Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
(Source: newyorker)
Clerihews FTW
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I have a new friend. Her name is Elaby. Sometimes we are on an equal level of cool, but mostly she leaves me stumped and stumbling, and I have never been so happy to be both. Thanks Elaby.
Alabama Shakes. You are in time with me.
When you rock one of these, and then your broadcasting desk inexplicably breaks three hours before your shift and all you can do is look at it and take note of the lack of flashing lights. Shit.
Unbaked
Coming unglued only just proceeds coming unbaked for me. No oven is a horrible thing. I’m beginning to compulsively check food blogs. Wanna make these next month, Sweetlime? Yum.
The end to the worst day ever and the good start to a new one.
